Who am I?

Once upon a time I promised on this site that I would reveal who I am and how all my adventures started. Unfortunately due to technical difficulties, I have been unable to fulfill that promise to the degree that I had originally planned.

Of course this note is long overdue since the lockout is but a distant bitter memory and that brief but fleeting moment when a young gnome captured the imagination of a locked out union has come and gone. I (Pedro) have slipped into the annals of Guild history. So we'll leave it at that. Perhaps one day, maybe in a job interview, or perhaps at a company party, you may come across the real me.

We'll always have the lockout. Here's lookin' at you kid.

Pedro Revealed... Coming Soon!

Coming soon to this space: the truth behind the making of Pedro. From payoffs to parties, from boardrooms to babes, you'll find out how a garden gnome became a lockout icon and just who was behind it all.